Saturday Night Live just went there!
During this weekend’s episode of the sketch comedy show, cast member Sarah Sherman dressed up as Bryon Noem — but she wasn’t wearing a suit and tie! During the Weekend Update, the comedian emerged in pink hotpants and a skintight nude shirt filled with balloons, just like what was seen in the leaked photos of Bryon. Oof!
While talking to Michael Che, she joked:
“Hey, Michael, my eyes are up here, my nipples are out here.”
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The balloon ties, which Bryon used to appear as nipples in the leaked photos, were noticeably crooked, which is a detail Sarah did NOT shy away from including. Sarah went on:
“I dare you all to find one thing that’s comical about this whole situation. I dare you to make a joke about my big, beautiful, balloon breasts … I dare you to kink shame me on national TV about my insane, clown juggalos, and tiny, teeny, little pink bike shorts.”
She then turned her attention to the audience:
“Got anything to say, liberal New York, about a conservative man’s balloobs? Hey cue card guys, got anything to say about my bimbo bazongas? And Lorne Michaels, care to comment on my big chumba wombas? What about my wife, Kristi Noem? Anything to add about my sweater puppies?”
The camera then cut to another cast member parodying Kristi, shotgun in tow, asking:
“Did someone say puppies?”
OOF. Sarah went on:
“Oh, right. I wonder if the dog Kristi shot has anything to say?”
Watch the full sketch (below):
OMG!
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