Pulling no punches.
Kevin Hart roasted a handful of high-profile celebrities during a savage “Call Her Daddy” segment from Wednesday’s episode.
The rapid-fire roast began when host Alex Cooper, 31, asked the comedian to share quick one-liners about a slew of different A-listers.
“This is all fun and games. No one is going to get their feelings hurt,” she explained. “We’re gonna have fun. Ready?”
Hart’s first target was “Dune” and “Marty Supreme” star Timothée Chalamet, whom the “Laugh at My Pain” comic said has “the body of a German woman” before breaking out in laughter.
Cooper then shouted out billionaire Elon Musk, whom Hart dubbed “the glitcher.”
“God, what do you say about Elon Musk?” the “Jumanji” star, 46, pondered. “There’s so much happening [in his head] that he glitches with the normal s–t. But he’s such a genius, so I would say the occasion glitch. The glitcher.”
Next up was Nick Cannon, and Hart poked fun at the “Wild ‘n Out” creator for sharing 12 kids with six different women.
“Sperm diffuser,” he laughed as Cooper struggled to catch her breath. “Whose sperm can’t get up there? Who don’t have potent swimmers? I’ll show you.”
The “Get Hard” actor went on to joke that Cannon “has the code” and “knows” how to conceive a boy or girl à la cheat codes in video games.
“You want a girl? Right, left, right, left, left, left, up, down, up, down,” Hart recited while pretending to be Cannon. “There she is. It’s a f–king girl, man! How’d you do that!?”
Cooper then pitched NFL star and three-time Super Bowl winner Patrick Mahomes, whom Hart roasted for his high-pitched voice.
“Patrick Mahomes has a voice that doesn’t go with his body,” the comedian quipped of the Kansas City Chiefs quarterback before mimicking Mahomes in a football huddle.
As for Bruno Mars, Hart said the iconic singer-songwriter was “born in the wrong time.”
“Bruno missed his calling, man,” Hart continued. “Bruno’s problem is with his parents. He’s pissed! ‘The f–k didn’t you guys have me in the ’60s and ’70s for? I should have been back there with those guys!’ He’s got everything.”
One of the “Ride Along” actor’s final victims was “Twilight” and “Batman” star Robert Pattinson, whom Hart called the wrong name before making fun of him.
“Robert Patterson,” Hart said before Cooper had to correct him.
“I think I’m still Team Jacob!” he continued, citing the famous “Twilight” debate regarding Pattinson’s character Edward Cullen and Taylor Lautner’s Jacob Black and their fight for Kristen Stewart’s Bella Swan.
Cooper and Hart concluded the rapid-fire roast with Machine Gun Kelly, whom the comedian dubbed “the product of a wrong tattoo choice.”
The rapper and singer, who shares a daughter with ex-fiancée Megan Fox, is famously covered in more than 90 tattoos.
“There’s nothing he can do now,” Hart explained as he threw his arms in the air. “There’s nothing he can do about it. Can’t cover it up. Can’t do anything.”
The “Central Intelligence” star continued, “It is what it is. He has a full-fledged shirt tattooed on him. A dark green shirt. Nobody can say anything. Everyone’s gotta accept it.”
Hart, however, made a point to say that he “loves” MGK and “would never say anything” about the musician’s tattoos.
“I know him. I love him. He’s such a good dude, too,” the comic concluded. “I would never say anything. If he ever asked me, ‘What do you think about my tattoos?’ I’d be like, ‘I think you did the f–king right thing. I think you f–king nailed it.’”
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